Ilze Berzins

I suppose I shouldn’t say much about this.

It’s still a STIGMA.

Tsk… What’s wrong with me? Well, nothing. So I’ll just go right ahead and say it: There comes a time when even the most well-adjusted, balanced and rational among us needs a…er…well… Well, a Mental Health Day – or three. Experts tell us that one in 5 Canadians will suffer a clinical depression in the next few years. Easy does it, right?

So, now I have time to enjoy the many friendly faces depicted on the calling cards left on my kitchen counter or my living room coffee table.

The men are absolutely divine. The smiles immaculate. The women too. To be honest I have to think these folk have regular modeling jobs during the week and do bits of real estate on weekends. Or maybe the other way around.

To some sellers it could be reassuring that gorgeous people undertake to negotiate the perils of buying and selling one’s most precious possession.  I myself am not so sure about that.

The Falconer’s (not real name) female agents are so stunning that I don’t know if I can trust them. Maybe cause I’m secretly jealous and intimidated by their fresh young beauty and stylish high boots.

My position has to be: Give me an ordinary matron any day.

But do they even exist?


3 Responses to “Mental Health in Scragsville”

  1. Louise writes:

    Real estate agents are people just like anyone else. Are you discriminating against them based on looks? You have chosen very flattering EARLY photos of yourself for your website. Loss of beauty is a hard thing as we age. But you did have a good kick at the can, n’est-ce pas?

  2. ilzeberzins writes:

    Just between us girls, Louise. The reason I’m holding out for a high price is so that I can get a complete makeover. I’m not buying any of that crap about inner beauty. I want both.

  3. Judy writes:

    I am not amused by your attempt at humour at the expense of hard working professionals. My girls endeavour to provide the very best service to our clients.

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